tomb-of-madeline:

tomb-of-madeline:

all terrain vampire. a drawing from 2021

bonelord10000:

I never understood why “Sucks dick” means “Thing nobody likes” should be the polar opposite “This meal is so good, it sucks dick!” You know? OH SHIT

evilfagdyke:

patronsaintofgirls:

based on the smoking/drinking polls going around: how often do you have sex (defined as broadly or as specifically as you’d like)?

never

every few years

1-2 times a year

every few months

once a month

3-4 times a month

once a week

3-4 times a week

every day

N/A to me/results

Originally posted by radiohost

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

phlebasthebroenician:

BEHOLD

owlservice:

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

sapphling:

one of the cooler parts of growing up is realizing that you were being incessantly lied to throughout highschool and that fat gay people are not only capable of being desired, but are actively and often voraciously lusted after

astrono77153462:

pierog:

IM GAY BITCH

petitioning the 1986 homosexual reform bill, from mates & lovers (a history of gay new zealand) by chris brickell

trashyayo:

cartoondog:

cartoondog:

oh i think you’ll find these to be quite *raises eyebrow* suckable

i got fired from the boba tea shop

stuckinapril:

babygirl i’ve misread social cues you can’t even imagine

venusimleder:

Interview, March 2012.

“Strict Institution”

Ph. Steven Klein

scissorsisters:

Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can’t see me suck shit at sudoku